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lion tamer wanted
« on: September 07, 2011, 01:47:28 am »
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired
golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
 
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last
tamer so you two had better be good or else you'll soon be history. Here's your equipment -- a chair,
a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
 
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip, and the gun and steps right into
the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and growl and begins to charge her. About halfway there,
she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
 
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
 
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."
 
He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"
 
The tough old golfer replies, "No problem. Just get that lion out of there."

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Re: lion tamer wanted
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2011, 02:26:57 am »
 ;D ;D LOL  ;D ;D

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Re: lion tamer wanted
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2011, 10:46:56 am »
Long time since I have seen that one!

It is a Keeper!

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Re: lion tamer wanted
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2011, 06:17:58 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: lion tamer wanted
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2011, 08:57:01 pm »
Thanks for the laugh!!
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