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SheGold

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A Husband reads a book
« on: August 19, 2011, 05:09:24 pm »
A husband reads in a book :
"You are the man of your house"!

 So he storms to his wife and announces -
"From now on you need to know I'm the man of the house. My word is LAW.
 You WILL cook & clean for me.You WILL go upstairs & give me what i want,, .   
 Afterwards , you WILL draw me a bath, wash my back & massage my feet.
 Oh, & guess who's going to dress me & comb my hair in the morning?
 
 
   The wife replied "A funeral director would be my first guess..!!!!
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Offline wombatie

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Re: A Husband reads a book
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2011, 02:47:45 am »
Hahahahahahaha Love it.

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Re: A Husband reads a book
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2011, 12:39:33 pm »
I couldn't finish reading it I was to caught up in a HUSBANDS READS A BOOK what ever was he thinking....lol my wife said the same thingh when I told her that ...lol
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Re: A Husband reads a book
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2011, 04:07:35 am »
that's a dangerous wife....

LOL
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Re: A Husband reads a book
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2011, 04:13:03 am »
Hey Chachi. I read all the time, I can read the same book every couple of months, and it always comes out different. How'd they do that?  ???
Marion you've been too quiet, here's your chance.

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Re: A Husband reads a book
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2011, 09:25:45 am »
LMBO  :o  :o  :o
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Re: A Husband reads a book
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2011, 09:43:42 am »
thats a good one!
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Re: A Husband reads a book
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2011, 07:01:14 am »
Now that's funny!
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