The economy is so bad

[SheGold]

The economy is so bad: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street".
Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck

[dgman]

"Take my wife, Please".....

[geneVG]

WHY

gene

[yyyyyguy]

Gotta love Henny Youngman

[Chachi]

Omy Dan that is as old as " Hey do you belive in the here after?" "Why yes yes I do" " Well then you know what I'm here after"
    Ruth Buzzy and the old guy on the park bench man I loved those shows....

[dgman]

Well, Sheila's post was so full of one liners, It was the first thing that came to me!

[GrayBeard]

I seem to remember the guy asking his date..."Do you believe in the hereafter?"
Reply, "I don't know, why?"
His retort, "Because if you are not here after what I am here after then you will be here after I'm gone!"


~~~GB~~~