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Mr.Mike

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Three Day Silence
« on: August 19, 2011, 10:14:54 pm »
Three Day Silence


My wife has not spoken to me in three days.

I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.

She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"

"What's the matter"? I asked.

"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."

"That'll teach them!" I replied.



AND THE FIGHT STARTED ! ! !

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Offline Gabby

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Re: Three Day Silence
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2011, 12:24:20 am »
Good one!
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Offline Russ C

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Re: Three Day Silence
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2011, 01:52:41 am »
LOL  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: Three Day Silence
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2011, 02:43:51 am »
OHHHHH OUCHHHHH!!! Never ever talk about the wifes cooking lol
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Re: Three Day Silence
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2011, 09:20:00 am »
humorous anecdote is the best I've ever seen, LOL
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Re: Three Day Silence
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2011, 09:38:30 am »
LOL
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Re: Three Day Silence
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2011, 02:51:37 am »
Sure he wasn't in my house?  LOL

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Re: Three Day Silence
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2011, 04:06:25 am »
o yeah!!! hahahaha LOL
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