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Offline GrayBeard

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40 years of Marriage!
« on: July 29, 2011, 02:40:51 pm »
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II "Around the World Cruise" appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.


The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful SOB's should always remember fairies are female.....
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Offline Russ C

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Re: 40 years of Marriage!
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2011, 03:40:41 pm »
LMAO, will read this one to my wife. :D  :D  :D
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Offline dgman

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Re: 40 years of Marriage!
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2011, 04:10:07 pm »
Serves him right!
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Offline Rapid Roger

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Re: 40 years of Marriage!
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2011, 12:19:45 pm »
As I have often said before, "Be careful what you wish for, you might get it."

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Re: 40 years of Marriage!
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2011, 05:09:54 pm »
hahaha, hopefully there isn't an age limit for the cruise 8)
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Re: 40 years of Marriage!
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2011, 02:50:00 am »
hahaha life's a b..ch and then you marry one.

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