This is Funny no matter who you are. I hope I don't hurt feelings..
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 5-year-old granddaughter
and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
She said "It's President's Day!"
She is a smart kid. So, I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was
waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White
House and, if he sees his shadow, we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when coffee spurts out your nose...