A thief makes his way into a house. Carefully he makes one step after another as he hears a voice:
"I can see you and so can Jesus!"
The thief gets frightened and makes another step forward. There again: "I can see you and so can Jesus!"
Well, he thinks, if they saw me anyway I could also use my flashlight. In the light he sees a birds cage with a parrot: "I can see you and so can Jesus!".
"you scared me to death" says the thief "what's your name?" "Fritz!" the parrot claims.
"Fritz is a foolish name for a parrot!"
"That's true" the parrot replies "But Jesus is also a foolish name for a Rottweiler."