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Offline GrayBeard

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13 Rules for Better Writing!
« on: May 12, 2011, 11:41:03 pm »
1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.   
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.   
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.   
4. Avoid cliches like the plague.   
5. Be more or less specific.   
6. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.   
7. No sentence fragments.   
8. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.   
9. One should NEVER generalize.   
10. Don't use no double negatives.   
11. One-word sentences? Eliminate.   
12. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.   
13. Puns are for children, not groan readers.

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Re: 13 Rules for Better Writing!
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 02:17:06 am »
Groan!   LOL
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Re: 13 Rules for Better Writing!
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 05:32:38 am »
I like it! I like it! :D

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Re: 13 Rules for Better Writing!
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 10:40:53 am »
Love this!

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Re: 13 Rules for Better Writing!
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 10:31:34 pm »
Thanks I follow most of them anyhow, sometimes, maybe..

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Re: 13 Rules for Better Writing!
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2011, 10:41:04 pm »
GB, I've told you a million times "never exaggerate"!!!!
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