Author Topic: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns  (Read 691 times)

Mr.Mike

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Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
« on: February 23, 2011, 12:21:02 am »
Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work in my Volvo 1800, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum, he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling, and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila


Dear Sheila:

An 1800 stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum lines and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

-Walter


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Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2011, 04:49:28 am »
Sure that's what she wanted to hear. :P
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Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2011, 06:06:47 am »
was there an other problem then the Volvo?  ::)

back to the "increasingly distant" and "can't get through to him anymore" .....
off course he won't go to counseling...
Duh... who broke the car and left it down the road....... how should he get there?
typical a womans way of thinking. 8)  ;D
The question was to "general", if she got more specific then Walter could have given better advice.
what does she expect, that Walter came to her house to fix the car?  :D ;D :D
she didn't asked that, so clearly a matter of wrong questioning.

case dismissed.
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2011, 07:51:04 am »
 ::)   ::)  ::)  LOL
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Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2011, 08:09:31 am »
I don't understand.  Although not all inclusive, he gave legitimate advice!  ???

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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2011, 10:59:12 am »
LOL. I agree with Marcellarius.

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Re: Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2011, 01:02:58 pm »
Try a Ford or Chrysler product, they usually last a little longer, and cheaper to repair than your car.
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