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Mr.Mike

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18 and pregnant
« on: February 17, 2011, 09:25:39 pm »
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:

Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life..
Additionally,
if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.

'You gonna try again!

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Re: 18 and pregnant
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 07:36:31 am »
LOL  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: 18 and pregnant
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2011, 10:32:43 am »
 ;D
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Re: 18 and pregnant
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2011, 10:45:57 am »
LMAO


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Re: 18 and pregnant
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2011, 01:53:38 pm »
LOL ;D
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