~ A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes.
~ A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
~ A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart.
~ All that wander are not lost...but most of the rest of us need a GPS just to find our pants.
~ Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
~ As for me and my mouse, we will serve the Lord!
~ Be moderate where pleasure is concerned -- avoid fatigue.
~ Before entering a battle of wits, check your ammunition.
~ Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
~ Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.
~ Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
~ Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the drive before it has stopped snowing.
~ Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -- but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
~ Experience is that thing you have just after you need it.
~ Football is not a contact sport; it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
~ Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
~ Genius is perseverance in disguise.
~ Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
~~~GB~~~
