Talking when DRUNK!

[GrayBeard]

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

           1. Innovative
     
           2. Preliminary
     
           3. Proliferation
     
           4. Cinnamon
     
     THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

           1. Specificity
     
           2. Anti-constitutionalistically
     
           3. Passive-aggressive disorder
     
           4. Transubstantiate
     
    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
     
           1. No thanks, I'm married.
     
           2. Nope, no more booze for me!
     
           3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
     
           4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
     
           5. I'm not interested in fighting you.
     
           6. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and I'd hate to look like a fool!
     
          7. Oh no, I couldn't, I can't sing...
     
          8. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

[Dawie]

LOL GB you did it again. The first two sets you gave are difficult to say at the best of times even if you?re not drunk.
David

[Marcellarius]

very funny,  i quess the last list isn't finished with 8.

 

[Mainewoods]

couple more to add to part 3

"No, I'm certain this table won't hold me up."

"Nobody wants to hear about my problems!"
 

[supershingler]

and you better add  "good evening officer" to the bottom of the list

kendall

[Russ C]

LOL, I know the most common one said to an officer, "I only had two, two that's all". LOL 

[Mainewoods]

You nailed it Russ.  I wore a badge for 22 years, and it was amazing how many people got totally smashed on "2 beers"!   

[jimbo]

Thats why they say when you are drunk you talk short hand, no need for big words
Jimbo