Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth....[PG]

[GrayBeard]

Queen Elizabeth
And
 Dolly Parton
Die on the same day and they both go
Before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,
So the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular
Reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created,
And I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of
Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down.
Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
 
The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?
I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven,
 

A Royal Flush
 
Beats a Pair -

~~~GB~~~

[Rapid Roger]

GROAN.....

Rog

[HWPlmbr1]

ohhhhhhhhh!

[termite]

awesome

[dgman]

I'd rather see a pair over a royal flush anytime!

[GrayBeard]

Harumph! Those 'Californians'...They are all alike!

~~~GB~~~

[dgman]

 

[jimbo]

Nothing wrong with a royal flush
Jimbo

[Russ C]

I agree with Dan, a pair over a saggy old lady's flush any day. 

[termite]

with what dolly has i would call that a full house,even if it doesnt beat a royal flush.

[GrayBeard]

I find it interesting that of all the comments there are none from the 'ladies' of the group!

~~~GB~~~

[julief]

We are probably all silent because we would prefer to see NEITHER!!!