Author Topic: The "Broom Closet"...  (Read 525 times)

Offline GrayBeard

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 7088
  • My DW 788 sends you HUGZZZZ from Missouri, USA!
    • View Profile
The "Broom Closet"...
« on: October 31, 2010, 01:39:36 pm »
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'


'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.


Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt !!!!


'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'


............ ............ ..............

 

 


Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy...



Sounds to me like she's .......
......been ....


sweeping around!!!
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

Dawie

  • Guest
Re: The "Broom Closet"...
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2010, 03:46:20 pm »
 ;D LOL, thanks GB.
David

Offline Russ C

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Global Moderator
  • Posts: 8458
  • Central Florida - USA
    • View Profile
Re: The "Broom Closet"...
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2010, 05:15:59 pm »
Ok I will laugh. LOL  8)
russ@simplywoodencreations.com

Keep The Blade On The Line.

 

SMF

Teknoromi