Universal LAWS...No. 6 thru 10

[GrayBeard]

6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7. Law of the Bath - Whenever the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you shouldn't be seen with.

9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of bio mechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the location on the body.

[Dawie]

6 tends to happen in the supermarket all the time. And as for #10 my arms are always to short to get to that otchy spot on my back.
David

[Russ C]

#8 LOL. 

[GrayBeard]

Russ...you ol' married guys don't have a clue about the dangers of that particular law!

I almost slipped up and invited two ladies to the same event! I said ALMOST!!!!

~~~GB~~~

[dgman]

# 7 I don't care about. If the phone rings, Too bad!
#8 Doesn't apply. I am never with somebody I shouldn't be with!

[Marcellarius]

#9 is  so true, and so frustrating.
when I was a service technician it always happens that when I came at the location the problem was gone.
kind like tooth pain when going to the dentist.

[northie66]

I used to work for a computer repair company years ago.  We'd get alot of ID10T errors.