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Offline GrayBeard

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IDIOT of the Day....
« on: September 25, 2010, 10:04:06 am »

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.

Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.

I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.

She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.

I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
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Re: IDIOT of the Day....
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2010, 12:07:48 pm »
OOhhh zeezze thats a stupid woman! :o
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Re: IDIOT of the Day....
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2010, 01:04:57 pm »
LOL. I guess it could have been worse. She could have tried to shove an ant eater down her throat.   ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: IDIOT of the Day....
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2010, 09:15:40 pm »
    I believe it! Dave :o

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Re: IDIOT of the Day....
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2010, 02:18:08 pm »
LOL  ;D

GB, is this a true story or a joke??

I actualy think there are people who will do things like that.....
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