Puns for Deep Thinkers--Thursday Edition

[Chase]

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
 
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
 
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
 
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
 
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Submitted by Chase

[julief]

Funny, Chase.  I just looked at your website.  My dad was an Army pilot, too.

[Russ C]

Reading the one with the wooden leg reminded me of my poor brother. He has some of the worst luck. I told him one day if he had a wooden leg it would have termites. LOL 

[northie66]

I liked the "poultry in motion" one.  hehehe.

[Dawie]

Thanks Chase  . Like this.
David