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Offline GrayBeard

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A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« on: September 15, 2010, 09:23:11 pm »
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... ?Will you marry me??

The Princess said ?NO!?

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and always left the toilet seat up.

The End

~~~GrayBeard~~~
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Re: A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2010, 09:27:54 pm »
Yeh rite
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Re: A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2010, 09:46:53 pm »
I always love a happy ending. (Wiping a tear from my cheek.)

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Re: A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2010, 10:35:08 pm »
Yeah but is he happy? ::)
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Re: A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2010, 02:15:29 am »
If he wasn't by then nothing could make him happy. LOL  ::)
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Re: A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2010, 03:14:19 am »
After 49 years who wants freedom, come on girls help me out
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Re: A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2010, 07:27:40 am »
What a sad, sad, story.
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Re: A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2010, 09:48:01 am »
EXCELLENT !!!! GB

LOL : this one hurts my stomach

I love a good fairytale!
when is the movie ready, should be a blockbuster!
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Re: A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2010, 10:36:22 am »
Just goes to show how much smarter the woman he asked was than him.  Who wants to marry a delusional boob with such thoughts of grandure.  Everyone knows a guy needs a woman to make his life complete but a woman can do it on her own.  :D
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Re: A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2010, 04:05:52 pm »
Nice fairy tale GB, but I tend to agree with Judy here ;)
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Re: A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2010, 08:28:31 pm »
Did you ever notice when the woman dies first the man soon follows?  But yet when the man dies first the woman lives a long time without him. Kinda makes you wonder who needs who, huh guys.  ;D
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Re: A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2010, 08:56:33 pm »
In my volunteer work I get to visit a lot of 'retirement' centers and I always ask the administrator what the ratio of women to men is and almost across the board it runs about 7 women to each man.

If a guy goes into one of those places and is fairly healthy and the least bit attractive the women literally fight over getting close to him.

I was talking to one older guy recently and he said he hates it when they have 'dances'! He is worn out for three days afterward!!! And he said God forbid he should be 'sexually active'!

A geriatric social worker friend told me that one of the rising problems in 'retirement centers' is STD's!!!!

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Re: A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2010, 09:35:00 pm »
OH EWWWWWW :P
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Re: A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2010, 07:21:23 am »
We recently had to put my brother-in-law in a retirement home.  He's loving it.  He has been living alone for a long time and the attention he gets from the ladies is overwhelming.  Buddy was a bit of a womanizer in his younger days and seems to have hit the jackpot.  Odds are 10 to 1 in his home.
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Re: A Fairy Tale for the Guys!
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2010, 08:13:44 am »
You know they do it you just don't talk about it.

"OH EWWWWWW" you got that right Judy. Gross me out.  :P  :P  :P
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