New and Old from "MAXINE"....

[GrayBeard]

"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals ."

"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."

"To err is human;  to forgive,  highly unlikely."

"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels?"  (Now that's scary!)

"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."

~~~GB~~~

"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead."

[GrayBeard]

And MORE!


 
        Very eloquently put...........don't you think? 



Maxine on "Driver Safety"  "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."..

Maxine on "Lawn Care"  "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man"   "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away.
Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution"  "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging"  "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

~~~GB~~~

[julief]

Maxine and I are sisters at heart.

[Dawie]

Great GB 
David

[Marcellarius]

that's funny, but how is maxine?

[jimbo]

The waking up with out aches is a scary one, I used to go to bed at night and ache all night, so went to physio for 3 months and the aches are gone but still a bit achey in the morn. so I must still be alive
and not in heaven
Jimbo

[Russ C]

I see old Maxine is at it again. LOL