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Offline GrayBeard

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SIX Truths of Life!
« on: July 28, 2010, 09:51:15 pm »
6   TRUTHS  OF LIFE
 
 
1.  You cannot stick your  tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.
   
2.  All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
 
3.  THEY discover #1 is a lie.
 
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
 
5.  You soon will forward this to another idiot.
 
6.  There is still a stupid grin on your face
 
I apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company

You now have 2 options...delete it or send it along to put a smile on someone's face today.

~~~GB~~~ ;D
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Offline Russ C

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Re: SIX Truths of Life!
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2010, 09:54:52 pm »
Oh,,,,,Ohhhhhhh,,,,,,Ohhhhhh,,,, that is a good one. SOF, LMAO, ROF  :o :o :o
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Re: SIX Truths of Life!
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2010, 10:05:08 pm »
     Well that proves that my wife has been right all these years........ I'm truly a Idiot! Dave ::)

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Re: SIX Truths of Life!
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2010, 10:18:31 pm »
Yeah me too. Can I join the idiot club?

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Re: SIX Truths of Life!
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2010, 10:23:45 pm »
Well GrayBeard you didn't get me! Knowing you, I decided to read the whole thing before I did anything. Glad I did ;D
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Re: SIX Truths of Life!
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2010, 10:30:03 pm »
I didn't try it but I read it am I an idiot?
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Re: SIX Truths of Life!
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2010, 10:33:43 pm »
I think your OK Jimbo.
Dan In Southern California

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Re: SIX Truths of Life!
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2010, 01:50:03 pm »
Well at least there are some sane people still around to keep us idiots on track. Naturally I tried it out. Thanks GB
David

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Re: SIX Truths of Life!
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2010, 05:30:08 pm »
GB, thanks for reminding me.......
yes I treid...... :P

 ;D :D ;D
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