The Driving Test

[jscott2]

A lady failed the driving test 4 times.. At the fifth attempt, she was
determined to pass. But the test had the same question : "You are driving at
120 mph. On your right is a wall, on your left is a cliff. On the road, you
see an old man and a young man. What will you hit ?".

The woman walked up to the examiner and said, "I've answered this question
in all four ways, wall, cliff, young man, old man. Yet I failed all the four
times. How is this possible? What am I supposed to hit ?"

Examiner : "The brakes!!!"

Men are not suppose to laugh please !!!!
I have to admit that I also had the wrong answer, until I read the last line.
Jim

[slowcutter]

That looks like an emergency situation and my emergency brake is broken.
Now, what do I do?

[Judy Hunter]

  GOOD ONE!!

[wombatie]

  GOOD ONE

Marg

[Ulmann_74]

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[apopj]

Great Joke... I'll have to remember that one....

One thing I've noticed (or maybe I'm just getting older and grumpy)....

No one seems to use their turn signals. I drive a school bus, and other than people cutting you off extremely short (no one wants behind a school bus) turn signals seem to be optional. One of my areas is called Safety Town (actually Coventry Crossing) and due to where it's located, it's referred to as Safety Town. Most residents are city Police and Firemen. On average, less than one out of ten use their signals, even though Ohio law requires it. If they are used, it's usually after you have waited for them to pass, only to find the signal come on at 3 feet from the turn (required at 100 feet). But, let you fail to use your's while they are waiting and you get the bird. So, let's hope your school teaches the proper use of turn signals....