A teacher asked her class, "What do you expect out of life? "
Wee Margaret raised her hand said, "All I want for my life is four little
animals, just like my Mom always says. "
The teacher then asked her, " Really and what four little animals would they
be?" Wee margaret responded, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a
tiger in my bed and a jackass to pay for all of this!"
The teacher got a coughing fit and had to leave the room!
