A Japanese couple is having an argument over the best way to have sex.
Husband: "Sukitaki".
Wife replies: "Kowanini".
Husband says angerly: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo"!
Wife on her knees, literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji"!
Husband replies angerly: "Na miaou kina tim kouji"!
I can't believe you just sat there and tried to read this as if you understood Japanese!
You'll read anything as long it is about sex.
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