During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths
should remember these four great religious truths:
1.
Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen
People.
2.
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the
Messiah.
3.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the
Christian world.
4.
Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor
store.
GOOD
SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the
Good Samaritan.
She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the
roadside, all wounded and
Bleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I
think I'd throw up."
DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah
did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he, with just two
worms.
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class
memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible -
Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the
chapter. Little Rick was excited about the task - but he
just couldn't remember the Psalm. After much practice,
he could barely get past the first line.
On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in
front of the congregation, Ricky was so nervous. When it was
his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly,
"The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to
know?.
UNANSWERED PRAYER
The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father
always paused and bowed his head for a moment before
starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.
"Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so
observant of his messages. "I'm asking the Lord to
help me preach a good sermon."
"How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked.
BEING THANKFUL
A Rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your
mother says your prayers for you each night? That's very
commendable. What does she say?"
The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"
ALL MEN / ALL GIRLS
When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers, she would
bless every family member, every friend, and every animal
(current and past). For several weeks, after we had finished
the nightly prayer, Kelli would say, "And all girls."
This soon became part of her nightly routine, to include this
closing. My curiosity got the best of me and I asked her,
"Kelli, why do you always add the part about all girls?"
Her response, "Because everybody always finish their
prayers by saying 'All Men'!
SAY A PRAYER
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his
Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the
table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny
received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer." said his
mother.
"I don't need to," the boy replied.
"Of course, you do "his mother insisted. "We always
say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house." Johnny explained. "But this is
Grandma's house and she knows how to cook.?
