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Offline MOONIE

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THEY WALK AMONG US
« on: May 31, 2014, 09:41:50 pm »
They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%  discount.

They Walk Among Us!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a
day, 7 days a  week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific
time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,  Pacific."

They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want
the sun waking him up every morning.  She asked, "Does the sun
rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises
in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said,
"Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."

They Walk Among Us and Many Work  Retail!
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64
charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.
I gave  the money back to her and told her that she had made
a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me
she was Educated and knew  what she was doing, and returned
the money again. I gave her the Money back... same scenario!
I departed the store with the $46.64.
MOONIE

Offline GrayBeard

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Re: THEY WALK AMONG US
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2014, 01:00:26 am »
AND unfortunately they VOTE!

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Re: THEY WALK AMONG US
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2014, 04:06:40 pm »
And unfortunately they will be taking care of many of us one of these days. :'(   My biggest fear is that one of these days I will be needing surgery of some sort and the last thing I see as I go under is thefaceof some student I have worked with.
What are we here for but to help others. (Author unknown)
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