A man, named Dave, receives a disturbing message; "I am so sorry Dave, I have been tapping your wife day and night when you are not around. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."
Dave, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, shot & killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: "D_ _ _ _ Auto-Correct, I meant wifi, not wife."
