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Offline GrayBeard

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The SKI Trip!
« on: June 30, 2010, 09:25:33 pm »
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob...... So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.

 
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard..... So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.' 

 
'Don't  worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the  night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. 

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?' 'Yes, I do.' Said Bob. 'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes!,'Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out,  'I have to admit that I did.' 'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

Bob's face turned beet red and he said,'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

'She died and left me  everything.'

And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... you know you  smiled...now keep that smile for the rest of the  day!
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Re: The SKI Trip!
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2010, 10:22:21 pm »
Thanks GrayBeard! Yes I have a smile on my face! :D
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Re: The SKI Trip!
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2010, 10:29:12 pm »
    Thats really a good one. Dave ;D

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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2010, 08:13:58 pm »
HAHAHA!  Didn't expect that!

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Re: The SKI Trip!
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2010, 11:40:55 pm »
Nice twist  :D

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Re: The SKI Trip!
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2010, 09:07:26 am »
This sounds very much like the old traveling salesman and the farmer's daughter stories only updated.

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Re: The SKI Trip!
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2010, 12:11:29 pm »
This sounds very much like the old traveling salesman and the farmer's daughter stories only updated.

Kepy...me thinks that most here are too young to remember the "Travelling Salesman" stories of old!

Let's start enlightening them!!!

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Offline Russ C

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Re: The SKI Trip!
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2010, 02:00:50 pm »
Yeah right, too young.!!!! I very much remember those "Traveling Salesman" stories. Some of them where very adult oriented. Just make sure they are PG-13. LMOA.
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« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2010, 10:18:13 am »
Like the twist on this one.
David
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« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2010, 12:24:04 pm »
Good one GB and yes I do remember the traveling salesmen stories.  Well, at least I remember hearing them - LOL.

 

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