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Senior Wedding
« on: November 19, 2013, 08:47:51 pm »
Senior  Wedding
 
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca,  age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about
their decision to get  married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding,
and on the way  they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob  addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the  owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're  about to get married. Do you sell heart  medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
Jacob:  "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All  kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist:  "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about  suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob:  "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and  Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The  Works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,  antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
 
Pharmacist:  "Absolutely."
 
Jacob: "Everything for  heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure  do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and  canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob:  "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
 
Jacob:  "We'd like  to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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Re: Senior Wedding
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2013, 09:13:54 am »
Ohhhh, so true.   ;D
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Re: Senior Wedding
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2013, 09:27:04 am »
LOL


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Re: Senior Wedding
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2013, 04:17:22 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  Loved it.

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