Definition of TRUE Love!

[GrayBeard]

Leave your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.
Now open it and see which one is GLAD to see you!!!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

[Russ C]

Just go have a couple of drinks with your bud's and see who's the first one at the door wagging there tail ready to greet you. It won't be your wife, guaranteed.     

[northie66]

Who greets at the door anymore?  Last time I saw that I was watching All In The Family.

[dgman]

Janet, You mean you don't greet hubby at the door and have dinner on the table when he gets  home after a long day at the office?

[northie66]

No.  When I get home from work, I'm too busy getting dinner ready and all the other crap I gotta do.  You wanna know how to get a woman to give you a good greeting?  Clean a bathroom!

[boxmaker]

Thanks for the tip.

[Russ C]

Excuse me, I greet my wife at the door when she comes home and walk her to the car in the morning when she leaves for work.     

[northie66]

Gee Russ.  I think I need to trade up!  I didn't know they made a model with that capability!

[Mytoya]

My Husband works and he cooks 5 night a week.
     I meet that man at the door!!!!
             Mmm Mmm Good!
                     LOL

[BilltheDiver]

Around here if you leave anything in your trunk for an hour, it's dead when you come back (and well-done to).  We don't dry our wood in kilns, we just put the boards in the trunk for the day.  On the other hand, December is shirtsleeve weather.

[northie66]

Bill - did u forget ur meds today or did I?

[jimbo]

Sounds like bull to me, I wave good by to my wife when she goes out with the girls and always ask politely if she will be home for dinner, When I go out with the boys on frid she always says when I get home your ealy tonight SO!!!
JImbo