My wife and I went to a Civil War reenactment. It was pretty cool to see all the soldiers dressed in period clothes, all the horses, guns and cannons. As the men moved into position you could hear cannons in the background. The intensity was building. The general said a few words, then, a soldier came running over and said , "Rebels. I see Rebels coming at us." The general shouted, "Fire at will!"
That's when I saw the little, 8-year-old boy next to me start crying something fierce. I turned and said, "A little too much for him, huh?"
His dad replied, "His name is Will."