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Offline jerry1939

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Perfume Purchase
« on: July 30, 2013, 09:34:41 pm »
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.  "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00

"That's a bit much" said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00

"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

The clerk handed him a mirror.

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Re: Perfume Purchase
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2013, 03:03:58 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  Love it.

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Re: Perfume Purchase
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2013, 08:06:31 am »
great one.... ;D
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Re: Perfume Purchase
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2013, 02:45:28 pm »
 ;D ;D


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