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tdpainter

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Husband & Wife.
« on: July 27, 2013, 03:51:47 pm »

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"
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Offline jrpeteo

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Re: Husband & Wife.
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2013, 07:44:40 pm »
Made me laugh, thanks.  :D ;D
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Re: Husband & Wife.
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2013, 04:54:45 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Husband & Wife.
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2013, 08:01:04 am »
LOL,heard that one before but still funny  ;D ;D
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Re: Husband & Wife.
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2013, 06:41:44 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D  good one Travis.

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