A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET.
HIS MOTHER, THINKING THAT HE HAD BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SHE WENT TO SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING.
THE LITTLE BOY WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK
AND EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUT THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPPED ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HIT HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
HIS MOTHER SAID, "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE".
BILLY REPLIED, "I'M FINE, MUMMY; I JUST HAVEN'T DONE IT YET."
HIS MOTHER SAID "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"
BILLY SAID, "IT WORKS ON THE TOMATO SAUCE BOTTLE!"
