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IBMer

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Golf Balls...
« on: May 22, 2013, 05:02:46 pm »
I stopped at Dick's Sporting Goods today on my way home from the Golf Course.   I wanted to try on some new golf shoes and I got stuck with the Dumbest Blonde I've ever met.   I noticed her staring at my (groin) area and curiously chocking her head to the side...  I looked down and noticed a big Bulge in my pocket...  OH, Hey, those are just Golf Balls...  She Probably thought I was just happy to see her..     

Anyhow, I tried on a couple pairs of shoes.  Each time the Blonde returned with a new size shoe, she had a weird new look on her face..    She couldn't keep her eyes of my Groin area...   Frankly, it was making me rather uncomfortable...    I tried to adjust the golf balls in my pocket so that they didn't stick out quite so far, but the stares continued...

Finally she leans in and asks "Are they very painful?  Golf Balls...  I once had Tennis Elbow and the swelling was terribly painful"... 
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Re: Golf Balls...
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2013, 05:25:44 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D love it.
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Re: Golf Balls...
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2013, 05:40:23 pm »
lol
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Re: Golf Balls...
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2013, 06:18:03 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D An old one but always a good one.
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Re: Golf Balls...
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2013, 03:06:40 am »
At least they weren't tennis ball in the pocket now that would have been painful   :o :o :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D   ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Golf Balls...
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2013, 04:08:50 am »
LOL  ;D :D ;D

lucky you have golf for a hobby, would be strange walking when you did bowling....  ::)
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IBMer

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Re: Golf Balls...
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2013, 09:07:51 pm »
Not sure bowling balls would fit in my pocket.   

I usually wear Cargo shorts and my pockets are pretty full.   Smartphone on the left, PF9 9mm in the right, and my trusty SOG pocket knife in the leg pocket.   
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Re: Golf Balls...
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2013, 07:53:57 am »
Try putting them in your back pocket. That should keep those pesky girls at bay.
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Re: Golf Balls...
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2013, 09:41:10 pm »
EIEIO, now that's just gross ;-)
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