Perfumed Mineral Oil, of course.. You didn't think babies, did you?
A side story, I don't recall the nation, but in Africa, there is a country with something like 97% illiteracy rate. Since very few people can read, food distributors have learned to put a picture of the contents on the can. So beans will have a picture of beans, corn will show corn on the can label.
In comes Gerber and places jars of baby food featuring a prominent picture of a smiling Caucasian Baby square on the front of the label. Stores pulled the product from their shelves ;-) Pet Dairy products did something similar.. They tried selling PET dairy products such as Milk and condensed milk in French stores. Unfortunately, PET is French slang for FART.. Not a big seller. Nor was the Chevy Nova in Mexico. No-Va being two words that mean "Doesn't Go" in Spanish ;-)
