Daughter Cindy leaves work early due to the blizzard snowfall. Daddy calls her on her cell "Remember honey, Just find a snow plow truck and keep right behind".
OK Daddy, got it, Love You.
It's hours later.
Finally noticing he's been followed for over an hour the plow truck driver stops and comes back to Cindy's car saying, "roll down the window. I don't really know what you're doing, but just for your information, as soon as I get done with this Home Depot lot I'm going across the street to plow the Target lot".
That girl HAD to be a BLOND!
~~~GB~~~