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Offline Billy in Va

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Classes Available
« on: February 04, 2013, 12:22:33 pm »
Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By December 31 2013



NOTE:

DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
 


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Re: Classes Available
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2013, 12:48:09 pm »
aka Rob Roy? ;D

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Re: Classes Available
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2013, 02:32:17 pm »
Billy, funny you posted this today. Class #7 really make me chuckle because my wife has some kind of special arm pit soap! She got it in her head that if they where cut in half they would last longer. She couldn't understand that you just cant slice a bar of soap in half like a steak. I finally just took them to the shop and cut them in half with the scroll saw. Now she's happy. LOL.

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Re: Classes Available
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2013, 06:08:23 pm »
Thay are all very worthwhile classes, how would you assess the students on the outcomes? Pen and pencil or oral testing?
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Re: Classes Available
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2013, 08:03:36 pm »
While you had it in the shop you could of scrolled a acorn on it and then you could tell her she got two nuts instead of one. ::) ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Classes Available
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2013, 12:45:28 am »
My husband can never understand why my purse/handbag is always sooooooo heavy.   ::) ::)

I cannot parallel park for the life of me, come to that I can't reverse so good either.   ::) ::) :-[ :-*

And I went into Wal-Mart in the UK and if we had one over here I would not be able to drive past it either.   ;) :-*

I like to shop by myself but my husband prefers to come with me so that he can help me spend more.   :o :o :D :D :D

And lastly my husband is the one that talks through a program but I have learnt the knack of ignoring him.   :D :D :D :D :D :D  ;)

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