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My wife is so understanding
« on: January 23, 2013, 07:01:47 pm »
After spend part of the day with my new scroll saw, I am just so impressed with it and compared to the last 4 saws this is a dream. I was making small pieces out of larger ones. I even went out and bought a new thermostat for my shop furnace.
I worked on the project that I had started a couple of weeks ago and it was wonderful.
I was telling my wife how great the new saw was and the effortless cutting with no vibration. I told her that it was even better than sex. She looked at me and said really? I told her oh yea it is great! She told me that I could sleep with my new saw tonight.
 She so understands. She is great. ;D

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Re: My wife is so understanding
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2013, 07:17:13 pm »
You to funny. ,que gracioso  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: My wife is so understanding
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2013, 09:18:22 pm »
Not to mention the fact that you are the 'dumbest' scroller on this forum!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: My wife is so understanding
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2013, 11:54:42 pm »
If no vibration in sex is your ideal - then I know why your wife left you in the cold. :D

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Re: My wife is so understanding
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2013, 06:14:15 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: My wife is so understanding
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2013, 06:22:45 am »
Now I always thought you had to make the earth move !!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My wife is so understanding
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2013, 10:45:13 am »
Hi Keefie, don't they use a JCB to move earth. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).
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Re: My wife is so understanding
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2013, 12:11:31 am »
Im lucky. My wife loves my saw. She has figured out how to come on here and now she prints patterns of all the things she wants. Over Christmas I took her out to the shop and got her working with me. She loved it. My step dad has a saw just like mine. He is moving into an apartment so we have his saw now. She works on one and I work on the other. How is that for an understanding wife? ;D

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Re: My wife is so understanding
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2013, 08:55:53 am »
Troy  If she becomes any more understanding,  she will have two saws and you will become the apprentice.
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Re: My wife is so understanding
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2013, 08:00:45 pm »
He could become a goofer. go for this go for that. Only joking, you have a good situation going there Troy ;) ;)
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