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ChuckD

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The Resurrection
« on: January 09, 2013, 05:44:35 pm »
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he
  asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking
  questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking
  children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.
 
  Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a
  little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy
  said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four
  hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
  It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from
  their laughter for the worship service to be continued.

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Re: The Resurrection
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2013, 06:16:26 pm »
Dang Chuck  That one needed a COFFEE ALERT notice   :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: The Resurrection
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2013, 06:22:24 pm »
I agree Billy, just blew mine everywhere lol  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Resurrection
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2013, 07:59:56 pm »
Nice, very nice. I learned not to have liquids handy when reading some of these posts. Thanks for the laugh Chuck, :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Resurrection
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2013, 01:30:12 am »
LOL  ;D :D ;D
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Re: The Resurrection
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2013, 01:01:19 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D  Love it.  Never eat or drink near a computer for this reason.  ;)

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Re: The Resurrection
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2013, 02:03:12 am »
I am a licensed minister and have done some things with the children such as this. It would be pretty difficult (almost said hard, but that isn't very pastor like) to get through this one. Thanks for the sharing.

 

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