I became a member of this group only 6 short months ago, yet with the friends and fellowship, it seems like much longer (good thing). It is a great thing to be able to share a hobby that I enjoy so much. Thanks to each and every on of you for making me feel at home.
Merry Christmas to all.
Billy and my best half Karen
Because you are my Friends and I love you, you will not be receiving any of that sissy crap with rhyming words and sentimental lines. No cute little smiley faces. None of that friendship sickly sweet stuff that sounds good but we quickly forget. That stuff never even comes close to reality. Instead I will give you some promises that truly show the love and caring I have for you. Just the stone cold truth of my great caring for m friends
When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad
like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be
involved in.
When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
Worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused -- I will use little words.
When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.
When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
If you fart I will point and make sure everyone near knows it was you!
I will also do the same thing if I fart!
I will constantly remind you(and everyone else) that you are older then me!
I will never engage you in a battle of wits - it isn?t right to fight an unarmed man.
This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.
