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The New Employee! <coffee alert>
« on: December 21, 2012, 06:58:48 pm »
There  is a factory in Northern  Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me  Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it  under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The  Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her  first day promptly at 8:00  am.  

The  next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the  Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws  open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He  complains that she is incredibly slow and the  whole line is backing up, putting the entire  production line behind schedule.


The  Personnel Manager decides he should see this for  himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory  floor. When they get there the line is so backed  up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the  factory floor and they're really beginning to  pile up.

At the end of the line stands  Lena surrounded  by mountains of  Tickle  Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric  and a huge bag of small marbles.  

The  2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little  piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and  begins to carefully sew the little package  between Elmo's legs.  

The  Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After  several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself  together and approaches Lena .  

'I'm  sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a  straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood  the instructions I gave you  yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo  two test tickles.  
« Last Edit: December 21, 2012, 07:16:17 pm by GrayBeard »
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Re: The New Employee! <coffee alert>
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2012, 08:44:18 pm »
It couldn't happen that way GB. Those things are made in China!  ::)
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Re: The New Employee! <coffee alert>
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2012, 11:05:51 pm »
LOL


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Re: The New Employee! <coffee alert>
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2012, 02:23:06 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: The New Employee! <coffee alert>
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2012, 07:53:55 am »
 ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  LMBO  :D  :D  :D  :D
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Re: The New Employee! <coffee alert>
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2012, 07:58:01 am »
LOL  ;D :D ;D
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Re: The New Employee! <coffee alert>
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2012, 08:01:56 am »
BLONDE ??????.....................hum blonde chinese woman ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

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