Muslim Terrorists! (all in fun!)

[GrayBeard]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel crap
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no s%$# Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse!!!

[Keefie]

  love it lol

[dirtrider73068]

That is great I love it.

[chelcass]

  so this is where the virgins come in!!!!

[yyyyyguy]

GrayBeard, you need to put out a coffee eruption alert before you post these, (as I'm wiping off my keyboard)  Pete

[wombatie]

I hope no terrorists read these posts they will go out and commit suicide.   

Marg