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A TOUCHING CHRISTMAS STORY
« on: December 16, 2012, 05:09:12 pm »
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.

Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere
around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do.

She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was.

The husband in a calm voice said, "honey remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago
where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I
would get it for you one day".

His wife said crying, "yes I remember that jewelry store".

He said, "well I'm in the bar next to it."
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Re: A TOUCHING CHRISTMAS STORY
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2012, 05:26:52 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


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Re: A TOUCHING CHRISTMAS STORY
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2012, 06:00:19 pm »
I was sitting next to him when his wife came in. The EMT's said his injury's were not life threatening but, he didn't look too good to me.  :(  :P

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Re: A TOUCHING CHRISTMAS STORY
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2012, 06:04:51 pm »
Hopefully he had been there long enought that he didn't feel a thing
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Re: A TOUCHING CHRISTMAS STORY
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2012, 06:39:15 pm »
Hi King 310, That's a Scottish trick. The bruises are gone, but I've still got the walking frame. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A TOUCHING CHRISTMAS STORY
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2012, 07:24:19 pm »
I know how you feel. I have a walker, crutch's and a cane. It all depends how the day starts. AND THAT DEPENDS IF YOU UPSET YOUR WIFE BEFORE YOU FEEL ASLEEP! ;D

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Re: A TOUCHING CHRISTMAS STORY
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2012, 06:18:09 am »
Hi King, If I upset the wife before going to sleep I doubt very much I would wake up again. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: A TOUCHING CHRISTMAS STORY
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2012, 11:35:33 am »
My wife just looks at me & says you gotta sleep some time.
Now shut-up & eat the mushrooms.
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Re: A TOUCHING CHRISTMAS STORY
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2012, 04:36:42 am »
HI Slow cutter, I'm not allowed to eat in bed. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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