Dan I thought by now you would know the difference in what women say and what they mean. Or were you hoping to sneak one buy?
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Here is a reminder for you
We need........... I want
It's your decision............. The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want............. You'll pay for this later
We need to talk............... I need to complain
Sure...go ahead.............. I don't want you to.
I'm not upset....................... Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're...so manly.............. You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight................. Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!.............. I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights....................... I have flabby thighs.
Hang the picture there............................ No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise............................. I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?............................ I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?................. I did something today you're really not going to like..
I'll be ready in a minute.................. Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat?.................... Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate................. Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!?.......................... [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes........ No
No......... No
Maybe.... No
I'm sorry....... You'll be sorry.
I'm not yelling!........... Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
