Author Topic: Harley Mechanic and the Heart Surgeon.....  (Read 1118 times)

Offline GrayBeard

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Harley Mechanic and the Heart Surgeon.....
« on: September 29, 2012, 12:04:28 pm »
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running."
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Re: Harley Mechanic and the Heart Surgeon.....
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2012, 12:27:27 pm »
Another good one BG ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Harley Mechanic and the Heart Surgeon.....
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2012, 03:32:43 pm »
Thats great GB, I was a mechanic before injury caused me to get laid off work so I really appreceiate that one. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Harley Mechanic and the Heart Surgeon.....
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2012, 12:41:21 pm »
LOL  ;D :D ;D
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