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ChuckD

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Senior want ads in Florida
« on: September 10, 2012, 12:04:52 am »
FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion conscious blue haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6") searching for sharp looking, smart dressing companion,  Matching white shoes and belt a real plus.
 
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow has just buried fourth husband, and I am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.  Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
 
SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.  If you are the silent type, lets get together, take out our hearing aids out and enjoy some really quiet times.
 
WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob, and caramel candy.
 
BEATLES OR STONES:
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still play the guitar.  If you were a groovy chick or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
 
MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.  If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday,  let's put our two heads together.
 
MINT CONDITION:
Male 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair,  Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, and heart valves.

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Re: Senior want ads in Florida
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2012, 09:50:01 pm »
 :)

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Re: Senior want ads in Florida
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2012, 06:51:50 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D  some of them sound like me lol
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

 

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