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Offline MOONIE

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Holy Humor
« on: September 06, 2012, 09:34:23 pm »
During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's Chosen People
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World.
4. Baptist do not recognize each other at the liquor store
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A Sunday School was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, ''If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding what would you do?" A thoughtful little girl broke the silence, "I think I would throw up''
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