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Offline GrayBeard

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Who to BLAME if I die.....
« on: May 17, 2012, 04:32:55 pm »
How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant...

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD  Ass
is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates.

~~~GB~~~
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: Who to BLAME if I die.....
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2012, 04:59:18 pm »
We will, GB.
In the mean time, be careful with Windows and don't eat an Apple.  :D  ::)

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Re: Who to BLAME if I die.....
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2012, 06:04:07 pm »
some very true comments there GB, but PLEASE dont do the last one for a long long time, we like you here too much.
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

Offline cdrover(Clyde)

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Re: Who to BLAME if I die.....
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2012, 07:13:56 pm »
Ya gotta blame someone. ::) ::)
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Clyde

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Re: Who to BLAME if I die.....
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2012, 11:10:35 pm »
 :D Good one!  But so true.!!!
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Re: Who to BLAME if I die.....
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2012, 04:00:56 am »
Unfortunately it is all so so true.

Marg
MARG

No one notices what I do until I'm not here to do it............

 

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