Author Topic: Mafia Bookkeeper....  (Read 3695 times)

Offline GrayBeard

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 7088
  • My DW 788 sends you HUGZZZZ from Missouri, USA!
    • View Profile
Mafia Bookkeeper....
« on: May 31, 2010, 01:24:10 am »
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million dollars..

His bookkeeper is deaf & dumb. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that he embezzled from me."

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.

Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.." Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge!"

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

Don't we just LOVE Lawyers?!
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

Offline sgood

  • *****
  • Sr. Member
  • Administrator
  • Posts: 432
    • View Profile
    • Scrollsaw Workshop
Re: Mafia Bookkeeper....
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2010, 02:28:12 am »
Lawyer jokes are hard to beat.  ;D

Offline jimbo

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 2036
    • View Profile
Re: Mafia Bookkeeper....
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2010, 03:25:50 am »
He's probably an account as well
OOPS
Jimbo

Offline Russ C

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Global Moderator
  • Posts: 8458
  • Central Florida - USA
    • View Profile
Re: Mafia Bookkeeper....
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2010, 05:28:31 am »
LOL , Lawyers are like Ticks.
russ@simplywoodencreations.com

Keep The Blade On The Line.

Rightarm

  • Guest
Re: Mafia Bookkeeper....
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2010, 09:16:02 am »
    I'll have to remember that one, and tell my lawyer the next time I see him. Dave

cherie

  • Guest
Re: Mafia Bookkeeper....
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2010, 12:18:45 pm »
hehehehehehehe.  Thanks for the laugh Greybeard.

Dawie

  • Guest
Re: Mafia Bookkeeper....
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2010, 02:23:41 pm »
Like it, must tell it to a friend of mine who just graduated lawschool.
David.

Offline Barry

  • ****
  • Sr. Member
  • Posts: 397
    • View Profile
Re: Mafia Bookkeeper....
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2010, 08:19:43 pm »
Thanks GrayBeard, I needed a chuckle.    ;D

Barry

Offline Russ C

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Global Moderator
  • Posts: 8458
  • Central Florida - USA
    • View Profile
Re: Mafia Bookkeeper....
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2010, 07:36:01 am »
Can you imagine the look on Enzos face when he read the lawyers lips. OOOPPPPssssss. LOLOL
 :o  :o  :o
russ@simplywoodencreations.com

Keep The Blade On The Line.

cloetpatrick

  • Guest
Re: Mafia Bookkeeper....
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2010, 08:12:36 am »
 :o Oops ... am?ricaint lawyers are the same as lawyers in Europe! ...  :-\ ;D

 

SMF

Teknoromi