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Brag Forum / Re: Guess what day it is?
« on: September 10, 2013, 07:04:06 am »
Very nicely done Bobby - but what is hump day
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The Coffee Shop / The D.E.A. Agent
« on: September 10, 2013, 04:42:57 am »
A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher... said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"
The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......
"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......
"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
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The Coffee Shop / Re: One for the Ladies
« on: September 10, 2013, 04:42:11 am »
AWWW MAAARRRRRGGGG, you told me that it was a secret between us!!!!!!!
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The Coffee Shop / Re: It's done....
« on: September 10, 2013, 04:40:50 am »
Am pleased the operation went well, now comes the hard part - following doctors orders and giving it total rest. Wishing you a fast and pain free recovery.
Keith
Keith
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The Coffee Shop / Re: To my "Forum Family"...
« on: September 10, 2013, 04:37:25 am »
Thanks GB, a nice little reminder.
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The Coffee Shop / Re: WARNING - VIRUS ALERT
« on: September 09, 2013, 08:13:04 am »
Rob, I think you should share some of your "antidote" with poor ole Gabby as his "medication" is restricted as his wife holds the purse strings 
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The Coffee Shop / Re: One for the Ladies
« on: September 08, 2013, 03:08:20 pm »think this one is coming back to you Kieth, thought you where "the one"
LOL
I am !! - but , does being "a right one" count lol
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Brag Forum / Re: Different Name plate
« on: September 08, 2013, 03:06:33 pm »
very nice looking nameplate
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Brag Forum / Re: Mother's portrait
« on: September 08, 2013, 03:05:42 pm »
very nice work, Ray makes some good patterns too.
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Brag Forum / Re: Bowls for ???
« on: September 08, 2013, 03:04:53 pm »
beautiful bowls, they look great
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Brag Forum / Re: Finished & Framed
« on: September 08, 2013, 04:32:10 am »Shades of Harry Potter!That's where the pattern came from Gabby.
Great job Keith.
Gabby
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The Coffee Shop / Re: One for the Ladies
« on: September 08, 2013, 02:43:06 am »
Rob, I would love to be able to say it was my ex 
- but sadly it's not 
- but sadly it's not
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The Coffee Shop / Re: Looking for a Challenge ???
« on: September 08, 2013, 02:41:34 am »
I think I'll be too busy too lol, great idea though.
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Brag Forum / Re: Bird Pub
« on: September 08, 2013, 02:38:21 am »
What a great idea, just need to wait and see if the birds like it too
Keith.
Keith.
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Introduce Yourself. / Re: Welcome
« on: September 07, 2013, 05:58:39 pm »
Hi Brian, welcome to the forum, I'm Keith from Cornwall. Where abouts are you from in Northern Ireland? my son lives in Omagh, Co.Tyrone
